Gotta love middle school Girls. Or something.

So this conversation happened on Friday, but again, no laptop cable means I cannot post as frequently or timely as I would like. R6GG stands for random sixth grade girl, because there was a group of four and I don't recall which said what. Not that I would provide names anyway, but just so you know it stands for more than one person.

R6GG: Miss, what does your shirt say?
Me: (Opens top layer to reveal a shirt that says I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">R6GG: For real, miss? You love nerds?
Me: Well, yeah. I'm a librarian, it goes with the job description.
R6GG: But miss, what about skater boys?
Me: Um, no. That was a failed experiment called every boyfriend I had in middle school.
R6GG: But nerds, miss? What about thugs?
Me: Yeah, no. My boyfriend is in law school.
R6GG: Oooooh, miss, I know what you like. You like them business men.
Me: I guess.
R6GG: So miss, when he dies you'll get all his money.
Me: (stunned pause) That's not why we're dating. He doesn't even have a job right now because of all his homework.
R6GG: (this is said at the same time that I said "because of all his homework") But miss, why are you with him if he's broke?
Me: (At this point, words have failed me. I just stare at them, completely flabbergasted)