Updates and an Observation (not necessarily in that order)

Observation from the Homework Center in YA: Teenagers wear too much cologne. Why am I able to smell it this strongly when you aren't even standing next to the desk?

Update from the Children's Room (circa last Friday, despite posting today): Sagging pants, which were all the rage when I was in middle school, is still very in. Noted. Only, instead of having 25% of the boxer shorts exposed, that same percentage is all that remains in the pants. After asking a sixth grade male to put at least 3/4 of his butt back his pants (which I think is a very doable compromise), he proceeded to hike his pants down lower and then show me. Wonderful. This happened a few times before I told him he needed to go outside for a little while to cool off in the rain. He pretended to leave for a minute before his grand buttocks finale. For his encore, he made sure his entire butt was hanging out of his jeans before getting down on all fours and crawling down the hallway. I really don't even know how to react to that. I ended up escorting him outside, but still... I don't know how to process the fact that some kid kinda-sorta mooned me in the library. Wtf?