More Growing up Cullen for the kids

Here is a quote from the Growing up Cullen thread that is physically preventing me from doing my Learning Theory homework. And when I say physically preventing, I mean I'm a dirty, dirty procrastinator.

oxymoronassoc: I BET HE [Edward] GOES SHOPPING WITH ALICE
oxymoronassoc: AND IS A PICKY LITTLE BITCH
oxymoronassoc: AND EMMETT IS LIKE BRO JUST BUY A SHIRT
oxymoronassoc: THE GAME IS ON A FOUR
oxymoronassoc: I GOTTA GET HOME FOR THE GAME
oxymoronassoc: and alice is like THEY LOSE
oxymoronassoc: AND EMMETT IS LIKE "fUCK YOU ALICE FUCK YOU"

I haven't quite crossed over into reading full blown fan fiction, but this is absolutely ridiculous. It also encourages me to never leave my Twilight bubble and prevents me from reading new books. As I'm going to pretend to be a real blogger next week and convince people it's a good idea to read this, I DO plan on reading something for a Throwback Review. But, I might just end up reading more Growing up Cullen. Who knows?