This is not a review

And to prove that, I am going to compose a list of three very important things you should know about this book, which clearly, is not a review by any means:

1. This book is great for parents that have difficulties explaining why they need a babysitter to their children. Especially children of the, "Well, why can't I just go with you?" variety.
   
2. The protagonist has a stuffed vampire. The vamp only makes a brief appearance, but still, stuffed vampire all the same.
3. Lastly, lists of three are used throughout the book and I like me some lists. This helps with my theory that the earlier children are exposed to list-making, the more likely they will use lists. It's not a long-standing theory, just a thought-of-it-as-I-type-this theory, which is still a theory when all is said and done.

As my list shows, I did not actually review Don't Forget to Come Back by Robbie H. Harris, so you should probably check it out for yourself! ::wink wink nudge nudge::