Thanks dad

What kind of emails does your father send you? If your dad is like mine he finds it appropriate to send the following embodiment of hilarity: Of course it is complete with a disclaimer from the mother, but please feel free to ignore it because I am.

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington