Twilight DVD Madness

I hope that my experience picking up the DVD is something along these lines.  Thanks cleolinda, for never ceasing to report upon how absurd this whole Twilight nonsense is.  And by nonsense I mean entertaining trainwreck.  Because train wrecks are entertaining now.  Either way, if there isn't a shifty-eyed guy I will be pissed.  Man, I should have just hit delete on this post but... wait for it... PUBLISH POST it is!