Daily Prophet

The terror and utter paranoia that has come to become synonymous with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's rise to power is abound yet again. The Boy Who Lived, as anticipated, is feeling the brunt of You-Know-Who's malevolence. Mr. Potter has enlisted extra security for his beloved crups (known as dogs to Muggles) because it is believed that Death Eaters are tailing him and may murder these defenseless creatures. In an attempt to delay the anticipated revelation of the true nature of his regime, the Dark Lord has taken many measures to ensure the truth never reaches the ears of the Muggles. These measures include ruining film footage, heavy Meteolojinxes, and reports are now indicating that Mr. Potter has been struck by the Fuming Fury Jinx.