Anti-Twilight sentiments

Yet another list detailing why Twilight is horribly written/boring/blahblahblah. It's fine, you don't have to repeat what countless others (along with your repetitive self*) have said about this fast food saga of young adult literature. We know.

Why mention the list at all, you ask? Oh, because the author managed to add one new thought that needs to be assessed:

92. Martin Luther would not have not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime.

* Dear people on the internet,

If you are making a list, please ensure that you do not reword previous thoughts and try to pass it off as another point. This wastes my time. I could spend that time wisely finding more Twilight snark, thank you very much...