Oh Lilo

In honor of Miss Lohan's recent dumping, here is a poem. Seemed a good time, what with it being National Poetry Month and all.

::Twinkle Twinkle Little Starlets::

Twinkle, twinkle little starlets
More and more resembling harlots
Up above the world so high--
Celebrity's fame's the reason why.

::Other Goose: Recycled Rhymes for our Fragile Times:: Barbara Whyn Klunder::

Thanks to Sara (of Librarian Boredom) to putting this random, random book in my hands!