Got the hint

I got the memo.

Memorandum

To: Kristi(e)
From: the universe
Date: 4/1/09
Re: Breathe my Name

It has come to the attention of the universe that you failed to read this book after finding it compelling in Camille's book display and toting it home. Even after walking past it day after day after day after day going to and from your bedroom and the rest of your bubble. The attention of the universe was captured when you brought it with you to your parents' house this past weekend. The universe was impressed.

However, the universe is severely let down by you, Kristi(e). Breathe my Name was left to rot, drifting about the front passenger space. Well the universe will no longer take this lying down. You are to read this book and you will like it, is that understood missy? It better be.

The universe has taken the following actions against you to remind you that you are to read Breathe my Name in the next week or else. Or else...

1. This review of the book by librarina will be the first thing you open on Bloglines after your extended hiatus from the feed reader.
2. The review is good.
3. Damn good. You will feel compelled to push Breathe my Name further up your queue and cannot do anything to stop this urge.
   

Thank you for your attention in this matter and enjoy the book.